February 2011
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
For fucking real.
-eloquence:
I think stretched ears are attractive to a certain point.
I think tattoos are attractive to a certain point.
I think baggy pants are attractive to a certain point.
I think skinny jeans are attractive to a certain point.
Everything is attractive to a certain point except intelligence.
You can never have too much knowledge.
“Moments of the past, comin’ back to find us. Not to relive them, just to remind...”
– Lupe Fiasco (via brrb)
I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the...
crrystalbabe:
helloholahello:
LOL all the damn time. GET YOURSELF TOGETHER LIL WAYNE!
LOL
“If you don’t like me, remember - it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind and you...”
– (via still-dreaming)
“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via -teresachen)
January 2011
From XuXuPet AHAHA.
Think of your last ten kisses, were they with the same person? Yeah Who was the last person you were under a blanket with? Lisa Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? Err.. no Who was the last person to call you? Cindeeeezy Have you ever kissed someone inside a vehicle? Yes How are you feeling? Awaaaakee. Nocturnal How does your hair look? Still wet. Bangs are pulled back Would...
I really can't fathom how some people believe they...
tellytothe:
getouttahere
loldemort:
AHAHAHAH I CAN’T BREATHE
You're so pathetic.
I’m gonna try this one last time. If it doesn’t work out, then I’m done dealing with your bullshit.
They see me rollin', they hatin'
I can out eat you.
smartwentcrazy-:
teamoondy:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
I kept reading, “I can eat out you”
While walking with your friends...
heartgrenade:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
LOL PENGUIN GIF.
LOL@ THE PENGUINS AHAHA AWWWE
-eloquence:
The worst kind of tears are not the ones where you find yourself sad but when you find yourself angry beyond the grasp of your hands. The kind of tears where you try to swallow but all it feels is like a large pill that you dry-swallowed. The kind where the tears keep coming no matter how hard to try to stop them and you grow so angry that your fist clenches up and you cannot calm...
Where do your loyalties lie? You wanna get all righteous and act like everyone is out to get you when in reality, you haven’t really “checked” yourself yet. Don’t point your fingers at others until you’re damn sure that yours are clean. Maybe its time that you invest in some soap and just wash your damn hands.
All of a sudden.
tellytothe:
NOW you want to speak to me when you’re in need of something. When suddenly you can’t provide for yourself you come running my way? Really? You must be shitting me. Because for someone who was practically non existent in my life during the period of time where I did nothing but attempt to salvage some type of civil relationship, you were NOWHERE to be found. So you have some...
The karma for fucking over a good woman is the...
Warning Label.
elizabethhuong:
tedeezy:
Maybe, If people came with a warning label that says..
I’ll eventually get bored of you.
I’ll only be interested for a short period of time.
I’ll eventually meet somebody else.
I’ll eventually stay on the phone less.
I’ll eventually reply to text messages slowly.
I’ll eventually be too busy for you.
I’ll eventually leave without saying a word.
We wouldn’t have...
When its over, I’ll never love another
jonathanpham:
In time, I learned that missing someone didn’t necessarily mean that I needed them. It just meant that I had an occasional yearning for that someone who treated me right; because I was at some position of importance, and that never happens. Hit a few bumps and get knocked off the seat—not me though. I held on the way I was supposed to. That someone gave up, or had other things to...
No matter how much I distract myself, my thoughts...
I can’t go to bed I see you in my dreams My...